(There is a) Dogshit in my garden


There is a dogshit in my garden
and when I cut my grass
the dogshit is no longer in my garden
it is a-sittin on my footsole
and smell like a doggies ass
and that is not the smell of Elizabeth Arden

You can have women and cookies and a strawberry
but there is nothin' as bad as a doggie's shit

Was it a fireman ? - oh no
Was it a brandmand ?- oh no
Was it an ottoman ? - oh no
Was it a walkman ? - oh no
Was it a Superwoman ? - Superwoman don't know how to shit !!!

Was it a milkyman ? - oh no
Was it a Kellerman ? - May be

Was it a dissermand ?- no no no no no
Was it rabatman ? - oh no
Was it a doberman ? - oh yeaaaaah

You can have women and cookies and a strawberry
but there is nothin' as bad as a doggie's shit